感谢大家的赞，我的天啊，社区这么多人小学英语都及格了吗？这么厉害的吗？Every old metal Triple Six!
对于那些说我没看过xxbb直播的人，你们是污蔑！
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Ten thousand pigs push your tower!
我不但看过，还看了好几分钟！（虽然没带耳机）（狗头）
本着精益求精的态度和吸取大家的建议，我对原文进行了一些修改，更贴近剧本。下边就差演员了。为了方便潜规则，剧本设定签证官是个染发美女，有没有女演员私信我啊（要求小学毕业）？
Log V01
增加了一些语法错误，增加了一些表情描述，增加了一些发音错误。
----以下是V0.1增弱版，Old Metals, 大家开心最重要------------
q-签证官
x-旭旭宝宝
q:你好。欢迎来到美利坚驻华大使馆，请把你的材料递交上来，谢谢。
x: （蜜汁微笑） english please. i speaks english.
q: （蜜汁微笑）alright. how are you today.
x: i am five, sank you, and u? Are you OK?
q: fantastic. cool!(摆弄着手里的材料) tell me what do u do?
x: i do net, ah, net straight casting, u know, u know ,ah, IT. worry cool shit, Man !
Q: U mean live streaming?
x: （竖起拇指）ye ye, u r six six six. i am a life and i can swimming.
q: interesting. what do you streaming?
x: dreaming? oh, i have a dream. one day, black people and china people is brother and sisters. u know, you and me are brothers. old metal.
q: (皱眉）no, i mean what do you show people when u work?
x: oh oh, i know. i play games. u know. i cut,(手里比划着砍的动作) i murder, i go to a city under, i cut, i kill. u know. i do this all the time! i am china no1.
q:（目瞪口呆)
x：（手舞足蹈，双手上扬）you know. Sometimes, too many, I Boom Boom Boom. You know. boom boom boom everyone(双眼闪烁着迷离的光彩，深情注视着签证官）.
q:(呆若木鸡，半晌回过神来） ...ok. u do this(签证官低头写了些什么在表上). and how do you make money?
x: (蜜汁微笑）money. i have a lot money.
q: (若有所思）so you are rich.
x: （自豪微笑）yes, thanks, i am rich. u r good. i want give u a rocket.(竖大拇指)
q: （困惑）give me a rocket? do u have rockets home?
x: ye ye, i have a lot rockets.u know, i am worry worry worry famous. people really really like me. they give me a lot of a lot of rockets.u know, six six six.i am china no1. i am worry rich. worry worry rich. supa rich.
q- （从困惑转到坚定的表情，写rejected原因, terrorist suspect, put on black list)。thanks for coming today, unfortunately ur visa application is unsuccessful this time, i wish u all the best in future.（微笑）
x: （手舞足蹈，兴奋异常）successful? oh! thank you thank you,thank you very much. you are welcome. good bai!
x:打开直播: 兄弟们就问我这组操作6不6，牛不牛逼，签证官都被我搞定了!老铁们火箭刷起来嗷! xxbb 牛儿逼!
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